the shop
Shop
Every object here is a datacenter. 8 products across 4 categories — paper, apparel, accessories, provisions. Checkout is handled by an external service; nothing is collected on this site.
paperColoring Book101 line drawings. Every one of them a datacenter.priced by Luluavailable
apparelFacility TeeA Tier III facility, printed at 1:400 across the chest.$34.00generating…
apparelCold Aisle HoodieRated for the cold aisle. Not rated for the hot aisle.$68.00generating…
accessoriesAsset Tag Sticker SheetTwelve serial numbers that correspond to no asset.$8.00generating…
paperSite Plan PosterThe plan of a facility that was never built.$28.00generating…
accessoriesCable Management ToteInterior volume of roughly one 42U rack, if the rack were cloth.$24.00generating…
paperChange Log BinderFor recording changes at the only time you will remember them.$22.00generating…
provisionsCafeteria Ration PackThe cafeteria has never opened. Listed for completeness.—generating…Prices are in USD. Items marked generating… have no checkout link yet.