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Facility Lanyard & ID

$18.00

A 20 mm lanyard printed end to end with the facility name, a clear badge holder, and a printed PVC card at the standard 86 x 54 mm.

The card is issued in three grades. Visitor: escort required at all times, access level none. Staff: role unassigned, headcount zero. Contractor: temporary, expired on issue.

No grade opens anything. The facility has no doors that require one.

grades: visitor, staff, contractor
card: PVC, 86 x 54 mm
lanyard: 20 mm, printed full length
access granted: none

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